Rape is not…(Volume 1)

Lying about your marriage status and/or status in society and subsequently sleeping with a woman with such misapprehensions.

“[Mr. J] — described in public civil-court filings as a husband and father who “succumbed to the all-too-common human frailty” of indulging in an affair — assumed a fake identity on an Internet dating site and then had a five-month relationship [with Ms. K].’” 

Be still my heart – someone lied on the internet about their identity? Someone lied in order to score?

“I gave my consent to someone who is a bachelor, who was looking to be in a serious relationship,” [Ms. K] said in an interview at the Toronto hotel where she works. “I did not give my consent to someone who is a married man, who has children.”

I’m sure Mr. J didn’t consent to an ego-maniacal bitch either. This woman has a serious Princess Complex and someone needs to knock her off the proverbial pedestal. It would not surprise me if this woman had salary, job, housing and transportation prerequisites before she unlocks her knees for a man.

Sexual assault? This woman gives me such a headache of shame for women everywhere that I feel like suing her for raping me of the time it took me to read this article and post a comment.

[Editor: This post has been edited with respect to the parties involved. The original article can be found at nationalpost.com]

Curse of the Vajbubbles

I suspect this chick would be quite popular if she didn’t succumb to her talent along with her adversary.

Female Ninja Magic: Vagina Bubbles From Hell!

Feminist Performance Art

There are more than a few things I disdain in life and culture. One of them is performance art. As a graduate of a liberal university known for its Art and Musical culture, I attended quite a few of these spectacles because my friends participated in them and I’m nothing if not supportive (as long as I get to give my two pennies worth of critique in the end).

So, without further ado, I give you this steaming pile of buffalo chips known as Tableaux Vivants.

Ugh. I find it troubling that in a performance art piece meant to rile the feminist masses in group Kegels, is inundated with such manly looking broads. And yet, we have an astounding example of the feminization of men in the dweeb selected by the nude wrinkle-puss. What man could possibly find himself in such an awkward exhibition?

First, I’m willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he was an innocent bystander looking for a latrine and, stumbling into this absurdity (quite like I did), stayed to see how it ends.

A second option is that he was dragged there kicking and screaming by his feminazi significant other in one of her attempts to sacrifice what little testosterone he has left in his shriveled ball sack. Alas, he is not kicking and screaming even as a band of wigged out naked he-she beasts holds a blade to his throat.

Third and possibly the worst, he actually picked this venue for a date to impress the aforementioned feminazi sig-other.

Last but not least, this lamb sent to the lioness slaughter actually subscribes and revels in this type of self-indulgent crap – he likely volunteered and is part of the traveling female empowerment circus.

The Legal Battleground – Man v. Woman

14-year Contempt Sentence for Failure to Pay Alimony

“In 1995 — the year “Apollo 13″ was a box-office hit, O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder and 169 people were killed in the bombing of an Oklahoma federal building — Mr. Chadwick was a corporate lawyer who grew up in Bryn Mawr and became embroiled in a nasty divorce. In April that year, he was arrested by two sheriff’s deputies at his dentist’s downtown Philadelphia office and landed in jail.

A Delaware County judge issued an order to jail Mr. Chadwick for failing to deposit $2.5 million in a court-controlled account that would be used to pay alimony to his ex-wife, Barbara “Bobbie” Applegate.

Mr. Chadwick contended he no longer had the money, saying he lost it in a bad overseas investment. The judge believed he hid the money after divorce proceedings were started. Court-ordered investigations after he was jailed turned up no money.”

Ridiculous.

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Judges told: ‘be more lenient to women criminals’

“Female criminals are more likely to have mental health or educational difficulties and to have parenting responsibilities, while a lower proportion will have committed violent crimes than men, according to new guidelines.

Judges ought to “bear these matters in mind” when passing sentence, according to the Equal Treatment Bench Book, published by the Judicial Studies Board (JSB).”

Watching children play for five minutes, it is easy to see the flaw in this logic. I’ll refrain from ranting about the inequality of the legal system and how crazy bitches can commit crimes just as ruthless as men. Then again, a woman can also kill her husband and land on an episode of Snapped. Instead, I’ll just say when you give an inch, they’ll take a mile.

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Man Duped by Ex-wife for 17 Years

“The filing says the girl’s real biological father is “a British man, who unbeknownst to plaintiff at the time, was involved in a sexual relationship” with [Ameena] Meer. The writer had asked the man “to marry her when she was pregnant” but he refused, and “thereafter, knowing that [the girl] was not plaintiff’s child, [Meer], knowingly and with malice,” told Douglas the baby was his, the suit says.”

I’m having a hard time picking an appropriate adjective for this woman. Not only did she steal from this man for 17 years, she continues to expect monetary support for her and her daughter even after the truth is out. I’m interested to see if this case gets tossed like most similar cases in the US. The sad truth is, if you accept responsibility for the child even if you’re not the biological father, you’re screwed.

The moral of these three stories: 1) Men shouldn’t get married, 2) stay away from crazy bitches with a fascination for lethal weapons and 3) always use birth control.

Legalize Marijuana

Deputy shot near Stanfield found

After a frantic hour-long desert search, authorities found a deputy wounded in a shootout Friday with suspected illegal immigrants apparently hauling bales of marijuana along a major smuggling corridor in southern Arizona.

The deputy was found with a superficial wound – a chunk of skin torn from just above his left kidney – after being shot with an AK-47

Can we please legalize marijuana and build a wall?

OK Okays Traumatizing Women Seeking Abortions

Oklahoma Abortion Law: No Exceptions, Even Rape

A new law in Oklahoma requires abortion clinics to not only perform invasive vaginal sonograms (depending on gestational age) but the monitor must be turned in the direction of the patient while the technician/doctor describes the dimensions of the embryo/fetus including the number of fingers and toes. To make matters worse, this is required even for victims of rape and incest. Clinics are reporting that no patients have actually changed their minds by this process but they leave the clinic traumatized and in tears.

I know anti-abortion activists will say these women deserve to be traumatized and the abortion choice should be a difficult decision that she never forgets making. I wonder how many women these anti-abortion activists know personally. If they knew or spoke to any of them, they would know that the majority of women (not women in the military who get pregnant and abort to miss NTC/deployment or other women with no conscience/common sense) find it to be one of the most difficult decisions of their lives. It didn’t take a physical description of the unborn growing in their bodies to make it difficult. The mind is a powerful thing – they already comprehend what they are about to do before they step into the clinic. And all the women I’ve known to have an abortion never forget the day they had the procedure and the honest ones admit thinking about what life would be like if they never did it.

Oklahoma law makers are letting their hubris fly high. They have no regard for the viable human beings in these stories – the women who would have to carry and give birth to these unwanted children, then raise them or endure the lifetime of guilt/questions if they hand them over to the State. Let’s not forget the men here too. I’m not referring to abusive a-holes but the ones who may have unwittingly gotten a girl pregnant and the girl decides to keep the child. They are now financial responsible. They will likely be dragged through the feminist court system to pay up or end up on a registry, have charges pressed against them, lose their driver’s licenses, have their wages garnished etc.

No one wins when a woman or victim of sexual assault is coerced into keeping a child they don’t want – except maybe the off-chance that the embryo is adopted by good people able to provide a good education with social class and grows into a functioning member of society. How often does that happen?

This makes me think of the recent article I read about China forcing sexual sterilization on women. It’s the other side of a the spectrum but doing the same thing – limiting reproductive rights. It should be up to the biological parents of an embryo to decide whether it should be born, period. The State should stay out of the bedroom and the doctor’s office.

This is coercion by the religious right, plain and simple. Counting fingers and toes? What if it doesn’t have them? Do they give the dimensions of the tail?

China Scares Me

Hooters restaurant underscores mixed sexual messages in China

Why?
1. Censorship and their crack down on porn on the internet.
2. Forced sterilization of women to curb birth rates.
3. Hooters.

I’ve been to Hooters. I get it. Boobs and short shorts and flirty waitresses – oh and great hot wings.

I say Go for it!

But, can they please relax in other sexually impermissible areas too? Maybe Hooters is the start?
We can hope.